You've heard about this one, right?
And you know, if the President decides to attack Iran (and although my husband does not believe this will happen, I will not put it past Mr. Bush), we would probably not be evacuated.
Because:
- We just live close to Iran but not in it. [The fact that we have the Iranian Embassy around the corner from us doesn't have anything to do with anything.]
- We are not in any danger.
- Nobody will be mad at Americans for attacking Iran.
- The world will be a safer place.
- Oh, and global warming is a hoax.
Right. And my name is Velma, there will be no ground troops, and global warming is still a hoax.
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