These days, I find myself in a constant stage of bubbling anger during air travel.
I'm talking about what people with a brain call security theater.
The whole liquid thing? How absurd is that?
First, it's inane. Making a bomb out of liquids on an airplane is all but impossible and nobody believes it anyway. Also, you can't use shampoo or tooth paste. Or milk.
Second, how much does it actually cost to print up all the posters and banners, to train the personnel in detecting liquids, to collect all the oh-so-dangerous liquids and dispose of them? (Surely they must be removed by a bomb squad, no? I mean, if all those liquids are potential bombing material, why put them in a plastic bin right in the middle of the security check point?) Who do you think is going to pay for that, ultimately?
Third, it's stupid, and useless, and stupid.
Some dim bulb randomly decided that 3 liquid ounces per container in a one quart bag (or, if you are not from the US, that would be 100 ml in a 1l bag) are safe. Sure. Uh. Right.
They even thought of kids, imagine that! When you travel with a baby or toddler, you can bring milk or formula in larger, unspecified quantities, although you are encouraged not to carry on more than you will need. (As everyone knows, you can totally predict how much milk or formula you'll need on an airplane that is drier than the Desert of Gobi.)
So, we have three kids. Arguably, one toddler, two kids. All of which still drink their milks before bed, and when they get up. I'm not even embarrassed about that - it's part of our ritual and it works, so there. Only we can't take milk on the plane. They won't let me. Not if I travel with Alan alone, since he's a reasonable 5-year-old adult by now who can easily understand that airport security is working for the greater good of mankind. Not if I travel with Alan and David. They are too old. We even had milk taken away when traveling with Jacob. You're totally at the mercy of little people with too much power.
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